Monday, July 12, 2004

Aktiviti hujung minggu lepas

Sabtu malam Ahad lepas aku main badminton kat Politeknik Shah Alam.. main dengan sedara-mara aku.. setelah hampir 4 tahun aku tak main badminton, aku lepaskan gian dgn main sepuas2 hati.. seronok betul.. main sampai aku lupa side effect dia lepas tuu.. tangan aku, belakang, kaki semuanya sakit2 dan lenguh2.. dah dua hari pun still terasa lagi kesannya.. nilah akibat kalu main tak streching betul2..
Pak cik aku ajak main lagi weekend nih.. kali ni aku nak prepare betul2.. aku nak beli raket sendiri dan kasut yg sesuai.. dan juga stretching betul2 n build fitness sikit2 dulu..

Hari Ahad pulak aku temankan Chik Yun tgk wayang cerita "Berlari Ke Langit" kat sunway pyramid.. lakonan Rosyam Nor n Fasha Sandha.. bagi aku, jalan cerita ok walaupun macam terganggu.. agaknya mungkin ada scene yg kena potong2 utk pendekkan masa tayangan.. dan ada juga beberapa scene yg nampak sgt tak logik.. contohnya dlm scene awal2 lagi bila kereta fasha tu tersangkut kat lopak.. scene tu cuma tunjuk kereta tu tak bergerak walaupun enjin menderum2 akibat padel minyak yg ditekan2.. tp tayar kereta tak pulak berpusing.. agaknya fasha lupa masuk gear satu kut.. sbb tu kereta dia tak boleh bergerak..
campur kami berdua, tak sampai 15 org yg tgk sekali.. tu pun berapa org jer yg tgk wayang.. yg lain buat wayang sendiri.. kesian betul sambutan cerita Melayu.. agaknya sbb dah lama ditayangkan kut n pihak cinema pun hanya tayangkan cerita tu utk cukupkan syarat jer..

Sebut pasal cinema, kat bawah ni aku copy paste satu artikel menarik.. sumber copy, jeffoii blog:
Letter to Editor, The NST, June 28, 2004 Even Newton would faint at some scenes in Tamil movies

Recently Isaac Newton, the father of physics, made a visit to Earth to watch a movie. He watched a few Tamil movies and his head was in a spin. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologised for everything he had done. Here are a few scenes from Vijayakanth’s movies:

Vijayakanth has a brain tumour which, according to the doctors, can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Vijayakanth is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumour along with it and he is cured. Long live Vijayakanth!

Vijayakanth is confronted with three gangsters. He has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does? He throws a knife at the gangster standing in the centre and shoots at the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into two pieces, killing both the gangsters flanking the one in the centre, while the knife kills the middle one.

Vijayakanth is chased by a gangster. Vijayakanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess, what he does? No, not even in your remotest imagination. As soon as the gangster shoots, Vijayakanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun ... and the gangster dies.

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he stayed around to watch another movie, thinking that at least it will follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes on fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn’t changed.

Oops! Not so fast. The climax finally arrives. Vijayakanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. It’s so high that Vijayakanth can’t jump even if he tries one of those superman techniques our heroes normally use.

He has to desperately kill the villain. Vijayakanth pulls out two guns from his pocket. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun reaches the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in the air with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead. Newton faints!

PROF SHAUKAT MAHMOOD
Gombak

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